Here are some funny epitaphs from real tombstones: Inspired by a Hastings Historical Society meeting: Here lies Ezekial Aikle Age 102 The Good Die Young. In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery: Here lies an Atheist All dressed up And no place to go. In a London, England cemetery: Here lies Ann Mann, Who lived an old […]
SIGNS, SIGNS EVERYWHERE SIGNS We sell gas to anyone in a glass container. Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil should see the manager. Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. (The Sisters of Mercy) 38 years on the same spot (at a dry cleaners) Good Clean Dancing every night but Sunday […]
From Church Bulletins – To Err Is Human This afternoon there will be a meeting in the North and South end of the church. The children will be baptized at both ends. At 8:30 p.m. there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk are asked to come early. The Ladies Literary Society […]
SMILE WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE FOLLOWING? “Ontario’s Deer Hunt for the Disabled.” “I wouldn’t recommend dogs for partridge because of their reluctance to fly.” “Almost every whitetail deer that I have been lucky enough to harvest has been shot out of a tree stand.” “While they last, readers may obtain copies of a publication […]
