SIGNS, SIGNS EVERYWHERE SIGNS
- We sell gas to anyone in a glass container.
- Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil should see the manager.
- Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. (The Sisters of Mercy)
- 38 years on the same spot (at a dry cleaners)
- Good Clean Dancing every night but Sunday (Dance hall)
- No children allowed (maternity ward)
- Ask about our plans for owning your home. (loan company)
- For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church (convalescent home)
- Restricted to unauthorized personnel. (military base)
- “I love you only” Valentine cards – now available in multi-packs.
- “Don’t kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work” (appliance store)
- Ask about our layaway plan. (funeral home)
- Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks. (clothing store)
- 15 Men’s wool suits, $10.00. They won’t last an hour! (clothing store)
- Archery Tournament – Ears pierced.
- We buy junk and sell antiques. (country shop)
- Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here? (store)
- Best place to take a leak. (radiator shop)
- Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished. (church)
- Cemetery notice: Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own grave.
- No trespassing without permission. (public school)
- When this sign is underwater this road is impassable. (Tennessee)
