MOLSON Penned on Wednesday October 28, 1987 OUT OF DOORS Serious dog men will tell you to leave the wife and kids at home when it comes time to pick a pup from a litter. That way you can follow the sage advice of professionals who have mapped out intricate, and some not so intricate, […]
HOME HEATING FIREWOOD COMPARING 1980 TO 2024 With some tongue-in-cheek ITEM COST in 1980 same value in 2024 Stove, pipe, installation $458.00 $1,736.02 Load of logs $500 $1875.59 Chain saw $149.95 $562.49 Gas & lubricants…for saw $44.60 $167.30 Basic 4-wheel drive pickup $8379.04 $31,431.23 Pickup maintenance $438.00 $1643.01 Replace […]
TORONTO WINS THE STANLEY CUP 2024-03-11 One day Satan is inspecting Hell and he comes across a farmer working happily at his assigned tasks. Satan is surprised because the farmer doesn’t seem to be at all bothered by the intense heat. He asks the farmer why he isn’t miserable like the rest of the residents […]
GRANDMA’S BUMPER STICKER Grandma bought a bumper sticker for her old Buick. She writes: The other day I went to the local religious book store where I saw a “Honk if you really love Jesus” bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back bumper of my car and I’m really glad that […]
SMILE WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE FOLLOWING? “Ontario’s Deer Hunt for the Disabled.” “I wouldn’t recommend dogs for partridge because of their reluctance to fly.” “Almost every whitetail deer that I have been lucky enough to harvest has been shot out of a tree stand.” “While they last, readers may obtain copies of a publication […]
