1. Open House

SIGNS, SIGNS

SIGNS, SIGNS EVERYWHERE SIGNS We sell gas to anyone in a glass container. Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil should see the manager. Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. (The Sisters of Mercy) 38 years on the same spot (at a dry cleaners) Good Clean Dancing every night but Sunday […]

1. Precious

CHURCH BULLETINS

From Church Bulletins – To Err Is Human This afternoon there will be a meeting in the North and South end of the church. The children will be baptized at both ends. At 8:30 p.m. there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk are asked to come early. The Ladies Literary Society […]

Calculator

AN AGE GAME

GO FIGURE! For the year 2024 by ANON DON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST. This will take perhaps 60 seconds to accomplice. Pick a number between one and nine (1-9). Multiply that number by 2. Add 5. Multiply that number by 50. (You may need a calculator.) If you have already had your birthday this […]

1b. Ragtime

BANCROFT’S JACK HUTTON

BANCROFT JACK HUTTON by Barney Moorhouse           2024-02-13 In 2017 I corresponded with Jack Hutton, formerly of Bancroft in the 1940s. While filtering through my own archives I came across the following information. Jack attended North Hastings High School in 1946, the year it first opened. He reasoned that piece of information made him older than […]

MG 2 A Moter Goose

MOTHER GOOSE

Mother Goose by BARNEY MOORHOUSE  For Reproduction Rights Call Access 1.800.893.5777 OLD MOTHER GOOSE BY I.W.T. Pussy Cat, Pussy Cat, where have you been? I’ve been to London to see the Queen. Pussy Cat, Pussy Cat, what did you do there? I chased a wee mouse under a chair. Childish, no doubt, but delightful and […]